The fabulous life of Batman
There’s a programme on VH1 called ‘The Fabulous Life Of…’. You’ve got your hip-hop stars, movie stars, businessmen and the like. And they’re all loaded. The thing is, imagining that kind of wealth is well, unimaginable for most of us.
One episode even proclaimed the high fashion statement of jewel encrusted hubcaps! Imagine that!
So since they’re all beyond our imagination anyway, I see no real need for the show to be based on real people. Why not do an episode on ‘The Fabulous Life Of Batman’. Now that’s quality entertainment!
Bank balance: Well, he’s the unofficial prince of Gotham City (as Bruce Wayne of course), so I’m guessing it’s pretty big. And he doesn’t have to endure tea with the queen.
Place of residence: He’s got a massive house but prefers to spend most of his time in the bat cave (what with a wide screen TV and all). Filled with electronic gadgetry that even the US defence forces would be envious of and keep the most tech savvy guy busy for a couple of years.
Marital status: Bachelorhood, and definitely the most eligible one around. And you’ve seen the part with him and the two chicks in the hotel right?
Clothing: Did some say fur was in? Fuck em’, then fuck em’ again. Black reinforced Kevlar combat armour is where it’s at. With titanium alloy harnesses and an in-built receiving/transmitting device in the graphite helmet. An ultrasonic transmitter in the heel of his boots and a magnetic Nomex and Kevlar woven cape that comes ‘alive’ when a current is passed through it. Now that’s high fashion!
Rap Sheet: You need to catch him to actually charge him.
Basic transport: Are you kidding?? Probably the coolest car to ever hit the road.
Primary power comes from a 500-HP Chevy 350 V8 driving four 44" bullet proof Super Swamper tyres (Was ol P Diddy bragging about his 26”ers??) via titanium axles. Dual axle front tyres and auxiliary power comes from a rear mounted angle adjustable jet engine.
For normal driving situations, you simply sit in the left seat. In "attack" mode, you move to the center of the car, and you’re repositioned to lay face-down with your head in the center section between the front wheels.
So there you have it. The Fabulous Life of Batman. VH1 can suck dick.
One episode even proclaimed the high fashion statement of jewel encrusted hubcaps! Imagine that!
So since they’re all beyond our imagination anyway, I see no real need for the show to be based on real people. Why not do an episode on ‘The Fabulous Life Of Batman’. Now that’s quality entertainment!
Bank balance: Well, he’s the unofficial prince of Gotham City (as Bruce Wayne of course), so I’m guessing it’s pretty big. And he doesn’t have to endure tea with the queen.
Place of residence: He’s got a massive house but prefers to spend most of his time in the bat cave (what with a wide screen TV and all). Filled with electronic gadgetry that even the US defence forces would be envious of and keep the most tech savvy guy busy for a couple of years.
Marital status: Bachelorhood, and definitely the most eligible one around. And you’ve seen the part with him and the two chicks in the hotel right?
Clothing: Did some say fur was in? Fuck em’, then fuck em’ again. Black reinforced Kevlar combat armour is where it’s at. With titanium alloy harnesses and an in-built receiving/transmitting device in the graphite helmet. An ultrasonic transmitter in the heel of his boots and a magnetic Nomex and Kevlar woven cape that comes ‘alive’ when a current is passed through it. Now that’s high fashion!
Rap Sheet: You need to catch him to actually charge him.
Basic transport: Are you kidding?? Probably the coolest car to ever hit the road.
Primary power comes from a 500-HP Chevy 350 V8 driving four 44" bullet proof Super Swamper tyres (Was ol P Diddy bragging about his 26”ers??) via titanium axles. Dual axle front tyres and auxiliary power comes from a rear mounted angle adjustable jet engine.
For normal driving situations, you simply sit in the left seat. In "attack" mode, you move to the center of the car, and you’re repositioned to lay face-down with your head in the center section between the front wheels.
So there you have it. The Fabulous Life of Batman. VH1 can suck dick.
posted by Nishant at 1:43 am
1 Comments:
me wants the batcar. its called the 'tumbler', by the way... trippy ride, yo.
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